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Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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