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Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 4825
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 134
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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