so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Divine Spears Created: 21
Dragon Eggs Found: 848 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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