lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Runes Activated: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dimension Hops: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Animals Bred: 123
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8407 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Runes Activated: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3161 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 4841
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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