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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4519
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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