come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Battle Standards Raised: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6624

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Villages Defended: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5490
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mines Excavated: 2687
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Animals Bred: 95 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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