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Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	76207
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	120

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2730	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	238706

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	7374	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	229	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	1833	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5578
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	5816	Dragon Eggs Found:	1622
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

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Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1