NashCraft Minecraft Server

Big Daddy Cool, Diesel, Hall of Fame, Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, Kevin Nash Autograph, Kevin Nash R, Kevin R Nash, Kevin R Nash R, Long hair, Minecraft, NashCraft, nwo, outsiders, professional wrestler, Scott Hall, Server, Sports Entertainment, Tag Team Champion, Tall Wrestler, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	7785	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas who are determined to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. Just be warned, the Diamond Unicorn has a bit of a temper and may turn you into a block of obsidian if you’re not careful.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you’ll find yourself in a battle against a herd of zombie cows or a gang of skeleton pirates.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	158	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	5305	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6420	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	494	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6408	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	5470
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Towns Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mines Excavated:	3110	Enchantments Applied:	272
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Animals Bred:	103	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!