NarcissistGamerGirls | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Votes:	8859
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	856	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7006	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5320	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4128
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2844
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9485	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

Server Preview:

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	395444
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

PreggoRageCraft

Blame, college classes, Communication, crying, FaceTime, family, indespicable, Mature, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Mother, nephew, PreggoRageCraft, Pregnancy, reaction, response, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, School, sister, Yelling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

BlockyNSFWLand

BlockyNSFWLand, boundary violation, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office politics, unprofessional behavior, work drama, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace environment, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace incident, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace scandal, workplace standards, workplace violation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.

One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2207
Enchantments Applied:	126	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Votes:	1465	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2