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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Villages Defended: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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