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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8472 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
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