haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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