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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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