haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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