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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7270 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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