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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Star Shards Collected: 65 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dimension Hops: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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