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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Crops Grown: 5803
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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