haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Gods Slained: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Farms Harvested: 415 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 9272 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 338
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8521 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ores Mined: 2743 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/minecraft-smp-min-minecraft-miners-united/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 474

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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