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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6412 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 1580
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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