Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Zombie Dances: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Farms Harvested: 183 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magic Items Found: 3950

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Chimeras Created: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 251 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 New Chunks Explored: 774235

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ores Mined: 1095
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GrinchCraft: AITA?

    GrinchCraft: AITA?
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

    On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

    So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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