Mystical SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🎮 Welcome to MysticalSMP! 🎮

Features:✨ Crossplay: Join us on Java and Bedrock! 🎉 Play together seamlessly.🌍 Custom WorldGeneration: Explore unique landscapes with our Custom WorldGeneration datapacks. 🌄🏰 Custom Structures: Find hidden treasures within our Custom Structures. 🏯⏰ 24/7 Online: Our server is always online, so you can play anytime. 🌐🔧 Custom Plugins and Datapacks: Enjoy new gameplay mechanics that keep the fun fresh. 🛠️💰 Economy and Jobs: Build your empire with our Economy system. 💼 Take on Jobs! 🪙🧟 Custom Mob Spawners: Face challenging foes with stacking custom mob spawners. 🧟‍♂️❤️ Lifesteal Plugin: Steal health in PvP with our Lifesteal plugin. 🩸🔥 Custom Nether and End: Venture into Custom Nether and End worlds. 🌋✨🛡️ Create Your Own Teams: Form alliances with our Teams plugin. 🛡️🤝🏡 Server Hub: Relax in our Server Hub and prepare for your next adventure. 🏡🛋️📊 Custom Scoreboard and Tab Menu: Keep track of your progress with our Custom Scoreboard and Tab Menu. 📊💬 Lively Chatgames: Enjoy Chatgames that make conversations lively. 🗨️🎮🛡️ Anticheat: Play fair with our top-notch Anticheat system. 🛡️🚫💬 Active Discord Community: Join our thriving Discord community! 🌐🗣️🎨 Custom Resourcepack: Experience all our custom content with our super lightweight Custom Resourcepack! 🎨✨👾 Custom Mobs: Encounter unique creatures with our Custom Mobs! 🐉🐾 Custom Pets: Tame and collect Custom Pets! 🐾🌈 Custom Rainbows: Witness beautiful Custom Rainbows in-game! 🌈📝 Pronouns: Set your preferred Pronouns in your profile. 🌈🎁 Rewards: Earn Daily, Weekly, and Monthly Rewards! 🎁⚔️ PvP Arena: Battle it out in our PvP Arena! ⚔️🍂 Seasons: Experience dynamic Seasons and changing environments. 🍂🌡️ Temperature: Adapt to the in-game Temperature system! 🌡️🛒 Trading System: Trade items with other players using our Trading System. 🛒💎 Holograms: Get information at a glance with Holograms. 💎🎒 Backpack: Carry more with our Backpack feature! 🎒🗺️ Quests: Complete Quests for exciting rewards! 🗺️👋 Custom Welcome: Feel at home with our Custom Welcome messages. 👋🏦 Banks: Secure your items and currency in Banks. 🏦🕒 World Time and Season Bar: Check the in-game World Time and Season on a bar. 🕒⏸️ Pause Seasons: Seasons automatically pause if nobody is online. ⏸️⭐ Player Points: Earn Player Points and showcase your achievements! ⭐⛏️ Anti X-Ray: Keep the game fair with our Anti X-Ray system. ⛏️🔄 Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration: Chat with players in-game and on Discord seamlessly. 💬

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Unleash your creativity, conquer new worlds, and make lasting memories. We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🎉🔥

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	1732
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

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Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2701	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	530
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4318	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1072
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.