MommaDontNeedMyDigits

biological dad, birth certificate, court threats, Family issues, father daughter relationship, FESTIVAL, Gatekeeping, grandmother support, Id, kicked out, mental illness, MommaDontNeedMyDigits, Mother, phone tracking, PILLS, refusing, Relationship Building, sister, spam calls, Therapy, Threats

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never worry about being kicked out again (unless you break the server rules, of course).

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of being tracked down by crazy parents. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make friends who will never threaten to take you to court (we hope).

Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a birth certificate when you can have a diamond sword? Let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

ceasefire efforts, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military strategy, nato, Oil, oil hub, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, WarCraftMC, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PutinBdayHackers

cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, digital conflict, digital disruption, disrupt, HACKING, hacking news, information warfare, international relations, online sabotage, political interference, political tensions, putin, Putin’s 72nd birthday, PutinBdayHackers, Russian broadcasts, Russian media, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian hackers

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Farms Harvested:	111	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bathroom Baby Boomers

baby, Backstage, Band, bathroom, bathroom hookup, Boomers, conceiving a child, concerts, fertility, groupies, hooking up, infamous incidents, INSTANCES, Music, parenthood, rock band, rock concerts, scandal, scandalous behavior, unexpected consequences, unexpected pregnancies, unofficial record, wild behavior

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

BlockyBodily, bodily integrity, Child protection, child welfare, children’s rights, community beliefs, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, ethical considerations, genital cutting, healthcare decisions, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, IntegrityCraft, legal implications, medical procedures, modification practices, parental influence, religious associations, research study, social norms, traditional beliefs

JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	4276
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3341	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ores Mined:	6939
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	407
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Farms Harvested:	684	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2