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Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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