Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

    Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

    NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
    Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

    We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

    Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

    RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

    And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

    So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoDiamondsNoDating

    NoDiamondsNoDating
    Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Ores Mined: 1177 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 105 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NukeCraftUS2021

    NukeCraftUS2021
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

    join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

    oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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