MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Animals Bred:	74
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8922	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	443	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

play.beastsurvival.com:20014

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	180	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3048	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	514935
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6438
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	7235
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8501
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2687
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!