MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	676	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

1.20 – 1.21.3 – Playtime Rewards – Earn crate keys, money, and more! – Exclusive Starter Access – New players can enter the mine & farm for the first 5 hours! – Random Crates – Get free keys for playing, daily crates, and every 3-hour crates! – Casino – Play Blackjack, Crash, Roulette & more! – Secure Trading System – No more scams! – Special Tags – For YouTubers, Twitch streamers & TikTokers! – Auction House – Buy & sell items with other players! – Wearables – Equip hats, chests, and other exclusive items!

play.beastsurvival.com:20014

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	579089	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Void Armor Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8917

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	4147
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	138	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Emeralds Found:	8885
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	6817
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Mines Excavated:	4491
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!