Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no eye candy? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most ripped and shredded players you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can mine some abs instead?

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.

But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

    Holy Fuck Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

    – The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    – Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

    Say Thank You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 963 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.

    Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StepdadlessCraft

    StepdadlessCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic? Look no further! Join our server where you can choose between your real dad, stepdad, or even a random uncle as the most important male figure in your life.

    Experience the drama as your stepdad tries to win your affection by offering to adopt you, only to be rejected. Watch as he struggles to be a second father figure while you continue to treat him like your mom’s husband.

    Celebrate Father’s Day by not getting him a card or gift, because who needs a stepdad anyway? Explore the awkwardness of family dynamics in a virtual world like never before. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ToxicCraft: FriendZoned

    ToxicCraft: FriendZoned
    Are you tired of toxic friendships in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to toxic friends forever! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never betray you or steal your diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life friendships. So why stay in toxic friendships when you can join our server and make lifelong virtual pals instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

    SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

    SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    ➼ Who We Are
    At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or toxic players. Say goodbye to hackers and griefers and join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.
    We prioritize transparency and community input. Our financials are openly shared, ensuring every contribution benefits the community. Changes are polled and require 80% approval to be implemented. If a poll fails, we review and consider potential improvements.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join SangriaCraft server?

    To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel in our Discord for more information on plugins and data packs being used.

    2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    SangriaCraft aims to provide a free and enjoyable Minecraft experience without overbearing restrictions. However, we do have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community atmosphere.

    3. Can I participate in events on the server?

    Yes, SangriaCraft hosts various events such as Mario Party Minigames. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events and join in the fun!

    4. How can I report hackers or griefers?

    If you encounter any hackers or griefers on the server, please report them to the server staff either through Discord or in-game. We take actions to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with dumb anime girls galore! From waifus to tsunderes, we’ve got them all waiting for you to join and be their senpai. But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical NPCs – they’ll challenge you to build the craziest structures and go on epic quests to prove your worthiness. So if you’re a fan of both Minecraft and dumb anime girls, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Villages Defended: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Starry Street Minecraft SMP

    Starry Street Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP inspired by the one and only Hoshimachi Suisei! We’ve got more drama than a K-drama marathon and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Join us for epic events like the Hoshimachi Suisei Live Tour 2024 – Spectra of Nova, where you can experience the thrill of a virtual concert right in your Minecraft world! And don’t forget to check out our exclusive Suisei x KAF Interview, where things get more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

    So what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way to victory on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

    SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

    And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

    So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1482 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8562 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PeriodPalsMC

    PeriodPalsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

    Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

    Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Point Clarity

    Pixel Point Clarity
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

    1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

    2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

    3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

    4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3091 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7040 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

    Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

    Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

    The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

    What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

    From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

    Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

    On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

    Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

    Join our friendly community!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9770 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

    Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!
    Server Name Townscraft
    Overview Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
    Quick Links Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
    In-Depth Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
    Application Join Discord to apply

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server without applying?

    No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

    2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

    Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

    3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

    Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

    5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

    The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

    6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

    Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

    7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

    Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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