Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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