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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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