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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4490
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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