Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Meteorites Collected: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 252 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Animals Bred: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mines Excavated: 4055

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3803 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 212 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Towns Built: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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