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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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