Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Towns Built: 10
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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