Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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