Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 275

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 893 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Emeralds Found: 985
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3260

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9930 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Falling into the Void: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4874 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3328 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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