Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Love Letters Sent: 13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Animals Bred: 163
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 932 New Chunks Explored: 899091
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Ores Mined: 7292
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Monarch Migration Madness

    Monarch Migration Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

    our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

    so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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