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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2421 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7196 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1074 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!