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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9236 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 217 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!