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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5023 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!