Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Villages Defended: 8
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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