Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Endless Night Skies: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 9829 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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