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Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2838
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	274
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3905
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1927
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3