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| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
