MooCraft: Got Milk? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join this epic minecraft server where cows rule the land and milk flows like rivers! our server is run by a secret society of cows who have mastered the art of crafting and building. they will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest blocks and materials, all while sippin’ on some delicious milk.

but beware, there are rumors of a group of rebellious pigs who are plotting to overthrow the cow kingdom. will you join forces with the cows to protect their land, or will you join the pigs in their quest for bacon supremacy?

with custom plugins and mini-games like “milk chugging contest” and “cow tipping challenge,” this server will have you laughing until you cry. so grab your bucket and saddle up, because the adventure of a lifetime awaits you on our udderly ridiculous minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Villages Defended:	7	Star Shards Collected:	290
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Emeralds Found:	540
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8528

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	2556	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6220
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.