Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

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lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Animals Bred:	124	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	137	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SickSonSquadCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2197
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4649	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AlienCraft2021

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Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7635	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crops Grown:	3241	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	714
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	448716
Villages Defended:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!