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Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2293
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7504
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	4823

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
New Chunks Explored:	214235	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3615
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2067
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3954	Crops Grown:	7125