Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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