Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Ores Mined: 9931
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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