Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mines Excavated: 3227
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Enchantments Applied: 128 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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