Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

    HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

    Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1
    Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

    Located in Chicago, USA

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    Features Description
    [🧨] PvP and Griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
    [💻] Stable Server Performance
    [🌎] No World Resets Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
    [🍪] Quality of Life Changes Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
    [‼️] Anticheat Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
    [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

    FAQ

    1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

    2. Are there any land protection plugins?

    No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

    3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

    Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

    4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

    No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

    5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

    No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

    Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

    Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

    But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SausageFreeZone

    SausageFreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

    Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

    So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

    LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2801 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 425
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SoupThrower Minecraft Server

    SoupThrower Minecraft Server
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown

    GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 198 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

    Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?
    u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

    Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla
    Minecraft Version Java 1.21
    Whitelisted Yes

    Our Server Features

    • Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
    • Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
    • Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

    Mods

    BlueMap

    – AudioPlayer

    – Simple VoiceChat

    – Dragon Elytra Drops

    Why Join Us?

    • Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
    • Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
    • Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

    How to Join

    Join us on DISCORD

    We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

    Happy crafting!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
    How do I join the server? Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
    Are there griefers on the server? We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
    What kind of events do you have? We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

    Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

    Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Brit Minecraft SMP

    The Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

    Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

    But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockPartyMom

    BlockPartyMom
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SingleSquad Minecraft SMP

    SingleSquad Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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